Because:
1. I can't imagine Jerry, at this day and age, sitting thru a musical...let alone one like Hair.
How in the world did you end up
in Chicago, seeing that show?
But well come to think of it,
Jerry did have a lot of:
leisure polyester + these sideburns
= hipster.
And I'm so jealous that you saw it live in the 60's! I mean, "When the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with mars and peace will guide the planets and lov--uv will steer the stars...Age of Aquarius, Let the sunshine in and all that Hair, where, Hair...with a young Diane Keaton, Meat Loaf and Tim Curry on stage!
Because:
2. You said your first and last time seeing nudity on stage, but you seem to have forgotten 48 hours in Vegas and the...('cuse me, kids and young readers) "Tits-a-Poppin" Show Girls after 10pm version show where Jerry and Dave were wide eyed and yawning at the same time!
Oh, but wait, I forgot, "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!" Maybe that's why you didn't mention that show!
Directions to here:
Sing along now:
"Harmony and Understanding, Sympathy and trust abounding.
No more falsehoods or derisions, golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation, and the mind's true liberation
Aquarius!
Aquarius!